Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts

Monday, 9 November 2009

BBC Female Sports Presenters



Introduction


Is there anything more pretentious than female sports presenters ? Yes it all began with ITV Gabby Logan and since then what did the BBC do ? After headhunting Gabby akin to a commercial conglomerate and far removed from a public service broadcaster where chasing ratings is not part of its remit. The BBC's has continued to embracement of directors, managers, channel chiefs etc from the commercial sector, and in doing so perverted it's ethos. With the new corporate hawks in position they've instilled their commercial practices and ideologies throughout the organisation from the initial quality pursing mindset into chasing channel ratings. Competing with the private sector in regards to viewers ratings is a commercial method for determining potential returns for advertisers. This is irrelevant in a public funded organisation but is understandable when it's mandarins were nurtured in the private sector where wolves consume each other in their pack (channel) mentalities.

After stealing numerous presenters, chief heads, writers etc from the commercial sector the BBC has become more commercial than public, so obvious is this change in the marketing sphere. Billboards, magazines, advertisements on BBC channels for programmes is unnecessary and clearly against its charter. They may claim monies used in the marketing sphere is obtained by the sale of films, books, magazines, toys and memorabilia etc. However these revenues should be reinvested into new programmes and salaries, instead of being used as petty cash for the marketing team. Another gripe is with the exorbitant salaries of presenters (we know who they are) in which the BBC attempts to justify this in viewers ratings. Again another commercial strategy used for advertisers and irrelevant in a public funded broadcaster. Evaluate quality not quantity of viewers or programmes and channels, because it's quality that is priceless and timeless, examples of great work the likes of I Claudius, Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, The Rise of Reginald Perrin and many more is testament of the BBC that once was.

Reality Insanity TV

Reality drivel that plagues our beloved national treasure the BBC as it persistently emulates the commercial channels instead of nurturing talent from the grassroots. It's much easier for the commercial hacks employed by the BBC as consultants and full time staff have prevented any green shoots of quality and originality. What do you expect when you pursue with vigor commercial doctrinairism, they prefer the simply "off the shelf, cut and paste" method. Besides it's much easier for these cretins to check their blackberries and contact their fellows in the commercial sector and share ideas. Such sequacious cretins are undermining the BBC and are subverting the BBC and any real talent or progress from seeing the light of day. ITV began the innovative way of presenting sport (predominantly male orientated past time) with a female presenter Gabby Logan and in the ensuing months the BBC adopted throughout it's radio, TV and news channels the same once commercial strategy.

Finally

Infuriating as it may seem the BBC will continue to degrade over the decades as it untenable position as a public funded organisation is undermined by its commercial orientated staff. Claims for public subsidy will fall on deaf ears and the commercial sector have begun to rot the BBC core. After which the areas of quality and originality will be consumed by the commercial sector after privatisation. Expect this in the second term of the CONservative government after it has privatised every aspect of the public sector. Cash cow BBC has made many millionaires out of many mediocre hacks and pretty faced vacuous presenters, for their own betterment. Until the BBC returns to its roots and expels these commercial agent provocateurs and their ideologies then their is no public to serve only viewers to chase.

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Midweek Cheek No. 8 - SkyHD Advert



Introduction


When is hd not hd ? Apparently when you see the skyhd advertisement, because its a sequence of high resolution images displayed at low frame rate. Reason for the low frame rate (fps) is because if the frames were accelerated to that of a video 25 or 30 fps (frames per second) you'd notice the flaw. Besides how can you experience hd (high definition) video without the facility of a hd television ? This advertisement is misleading and should be removed, furthermore sky should acknowledge this fallacy and should be made to apologise.

Ofcom (Oh F*** Off Com)

Another quango full of inept champagne socialists the typical bourgeois ilk filling their time with the mundane. Job for the boys as labour fills these desolate islands of bureaucracy with its tools of ingratiation. Who knows what nods, winks and handshakes are carried out behind closed doors, especially in those boardrooms.

Finally

Maybe several complaints to ofcom could do the trick, then again they'd rather focus more fatuous issues. Nevertheless the callowness of these quangos whether water, fuel or media they've proven time and time again their indecisiveness.

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Midweek Cheek No. 6 - Live Contrived, Location Falsification, Prerecorded and Distorted



Introduction


Lately while watching Sky News and BBC News i noticed on a daily basis especially with Sky is that they have a split screen where they interview guests. Above the screen the location states "Live Westminister", "Live Canary Wharf", "Live Greater London" etc, with the backdrop being the same as the presenter/interviewer. If this wasn't enough to expose the fallacy of "Live" one of Sky news reporters could be seen clearly in the behind the guest in discussion with colleagues. Furthermore the interviewing voice of the presenter could be heard as she awaited a response to her question. Smoke and mirrors these news channels having professed the term location is unjust, and these measures of delusion promote confusion and that's their intention, so why ?

Live Contrived

Sometimes while watching the news especially international live broadcasts, how do you really know if it's live ? Unless there is a landmark clock such as Big Ben or something that can verify the time of broadcast then it's impossible. We assume the live international transmissions are live because we have no reason to doubt. Due to budgetary constraints and quality assurance measures that aim to reduce costs and maintain value, broadcasting organisations feel the need to cut corners. Some of these corners could possible be to mitigate potential unforseen issues that arise during international live recordings. News organisations such as the BBC state "Live in Baghdad" when they're really in the well secured green zone enclave, and the term live is dubious.

Location Falsification

Falsifying the location of guests or reporters especially those broadcasts conducted within the studio, (albeit in a different section of the studio) is becoming more prevalent. Could the desire to impress the naive viewers into thinking the enterprise is efficient and worthy be a reason ? I don't know, however people may misconstrue the misconception of the term live and the location. They may assume the term live meaning live, but actually it's the location that's either being prerecorded or recorded deliberately within the same studio. Money that's the crux of the matter and with the credit crunch expect more cost cutting measures of illusion to aid in your confusion.

Finally

Conniving management muppets will continue pull the wool over our eyes as long as we allow them. This grossly misleading term "Live in ?" will have an adverse affect on news being live and at the location stated. Self-opinionated, condescending, patronising and narcissistic presenters only exacerbate the issue for as actors they revel in the mirror.