Midweek Cheek - No. 5 Fake Frown Chris Brown

Introduction

We've seen the fake frown of Chris Brown in court while he awaits the decision from the judge. He beat his wife Rihanna face until it was black and blue and a photograph of her injuries is available online. Some people suggest she may have deserved it, i don't yes she seems at first glance rather egotistical but that's the archetypal celebrity. Corporate whores with vacuous personalities which pervades their deluded realities and full of banalities. Be that as it may Chris has anger issues, what could they be ? Hidden childhood demons or simply envy of his partners success that in his eyes undermines his manhood ? I don't know however shall we ponder these intriguing synopses.


Can't you see my frown I'm Chris Brown.

Theories

• Chris Brown is a homosexual and Rihanna realised this when he wouldn't consummate the marriage ?
• Chris Brown was angered by the illusion of celebrity because his wife surpassed him as a corporatised whore "singer" ?
• Chris Brown record sales were diminishing and tried to revitalise his career and persona by emulating the rappers "bad boy" imagine, by doing something bad ?
• Two young people foolishly thought they could commit to one another within an environment of sex, lies and egos ?
• Both were strained by their corporation paymasters commitments that resulted in no time for one another ?
• Ploy to rejuvenate their careers and create publicity to sell more records ?
• Chris Brown was manipulated by unseen forces in order to divert attention from current affairs in the media ?

Come on can't we hurry this up, i wanna go pee.

Finally

Although their is no proof to support any of these alleged allegations I'd choose the first point. Call it intuition because if you respect and love someone, enough to marry them the last thing you'd do is hurt them.