Midweek Cheek No. 9 - "I'm Alright", Said Jack Straw

Introduction

Inception of such deception is another manifestation of corruption that accompanies power driven individuals. aggrandizement . Impuissant labour party have proven during their incumbency that the status quo shall not only remain but prevail. Such ineffective arbitrariness from the demurring labour leadership is derived from their lackadaisical behaviour towards the rich. Now looking back into the midsts of time can we recognise glaring anomalies in Jack Straw's past. Photographs speak more than words and below are a selection of images that question the claimed left wing identity of the justice secretary.


Origins

Without doubt the once left wing Straw household enjoyed socialistic debates and philosophies, however when it came to the real world they were vehement pragmatists. Confusions and illusions seem to have impacted on Jack Straw's early life having realised the maxim "do as we say, not as we do" after being sent to a private school. Brentwood school in Essex has entertained many pupils that have attained prestige, fortune and fame. Notable individuals have pursued particular avenues in life as actors, writers, musicians, sportsmen, statesmen and professors etc. Unfortunately for individuals like Jack, (with limited real world experience) choose to become mischievous lawyers pervading the parliament benches, oh what wretches. Intention of this article is to focus arguments coherently at all times, with digressions being supplementary and unintentionally. Jack's history of sophistry is no mystery, for the images of the past may make readers feel aghast.

Jack has a lineage of "conscientious objectors" (objecting to serve in the armed services, even during wartime) they've demonstrated the tenacious attitude to live and prosper, even though people sacrificed themselves so that he could enjoy the fruits of their labour. If you're not willing to sacrifice yourself for the survival of your family then you're not worthy to remain a citizen. For this is the type of behaviour that permitted the hideous evil nature of the Nazis to systematically ethnically cleanse Germany of the Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and many others. People like these cannot be trusted for they have clearly shown that they're are unwilling to sacrifice today for a better tomorrow. On this occasion the maxim "like father like son" is truly apt, Jack's father avoided military service during the second world war. He too a labour activist that preferred his fellow workers to not only sacrifice themselves during the war effort but in battle so that he would enjoy a long and uneventful life. It didn't help having a mother that was a socialist and pacifist again, "oh, not my Jack", "he isn't going to war, to die for the elite", "besides i don't believe in war". Try and explain that in German to the jerry that about to smash down your door.

While adolescents were more inclined to playing in the streets and reading comics, Jack the lad joined the Labour party at the age of 14. With the obvious encouragement from the "see saw" herd mentality of his parents, "better departmentalise him now". Soon enough his brain became befuddled due to years of tedious and monotonous deliberations regarding criminal litigations. No wonder whenever he tries to speak he can only stutter, murmur and mumble incoherently like a blithering idiot. Without a doubt someone else has continued to pull Jack's strings, and he has maneuvered his way up the greasy pole in from role to role. Contemplating this particular aspect has resulted in startling discover (albeit conspiratorial) that Jack could be non-other than aristocratic love child ? Members of the aristocracy throughout the ages have needed lackeys to do their bidding, and maybe he was the by-product of dalliance ? Naturally these lecherously paradoxical prigs have created many a bastard, and these go on to serve the hidden hands. Jack is allowed to remain on the land because he serves a specific purpose, and (in the minds of the hidden hands) unlike John Smith, David Kelly and Robin Cook (may god rest their righteous souls). Cronyism is rampant throughout governments of the world, and it's this nepotistic connivance that's destroying this world. Yes, another digression however it was necessary and entertaining.

As the chameleon Jack inched his way into the Kinnock faction and as the opposition during those hopeless years, he finally emerged. He changed his allegiances from communist, socialist, center socialist, to the now new labour right like the chameleon blending into whatever environment. From a staunched pacifist to permitting fellow human beings to die for his (hidden hands) beliefs, such humanity is a result of insanity. During the bliar typo blair years he proved his lack of probity as home secretary when he wouldn't approve the extradition of former Chilean dictator general Augusto Pinochet to Spain. The Spanish government wanted Pinochet to face charges of torture and violation of human rights during his tenure in Chile. Personally his illness was merely a ploy to spirit him away from justice what a despicable act, so much for freedom and democracy oh what fallacies. The moment is captured for eternity as the slippery servile eel and all his glibness as he bows before the Queen is something that was foreseen, since he turned nineteen.

Despite acting judiciously he chose to be iniquitous and granted the fascist despot to return home on health grounds. An indication of what justice means to the now justice secretary, and with that Jack was back in his new role for selling his soul. It wasn't the last time he'd welcome a person accountable to crimes against humanity ( and war crimes), he allowed Ariel Sharon to enter the U.K and entertained at the tax payers expense. Sharon is probably sipping on some juice on a secluded island with Arafat on one side and Pope John Paul on the other. Slight digression, if the government actually represented the people and they were held accountable for their actions then this instances such these wouldn't exist. Nevertheless the misrule over the Pinochet debacle illustrated that Jack was nobbled, and unfortunately it belies the lies of democracy.

If that wasn't enough the chameleon Jack dismissed a coup de main attributed to his socialistic and communistic left-wing past. Now thats what i call a real chameleon, unfortunately for Jack there are photographs taken of his colour changes and they're irrefutable evidence to the contrary. As with other creatures of deception Jack has metamorphisised into many a form in order to conform to the requested norm. Performing all of this while urinating on his ancestral beliefs of socialism and pacifism. Jack now reborn as a pragmatic conservative that wishes to become part of the ruling classes. Meanwhile ignoring his earlier memories in vitriolic protests of sedition, for now his children enjoy public school tuition, and his dream has come to fruition.

Finally

People have qualms about the exploitative banks usury methods that undermine any government efforts of real change. Inharmonious bank practices is to the detriment of civil health, as they watch their wealth being usurped. Citizens are under the misapprehension that the government is their to support and look after them, if this were true most of societies ills wouldn't exist. Any belated response by the labour party during it's final months in office is calculated, and leaves one irritated. Safeguarding the interests of the elite and aristocracy is what provides the government legitimacy. Credit crunch, global recession fallacies are all methods used to hide the real Angloamerican induced financial collapse. Resulting in disorder and then reordering the mental, physical and social spheres by subjugating the middle classes, and any other trying to elevate themselves from poverty. Devaluing their homes and let them moan, such iniquitous burden that will remain for generations. Reducing the quality of their lives like worker bees in hives without a spleen and serving their queen. Moreover further invidious measures introduced that restrict public expenses in order to counterbalance the casino gambling culture undertaken by the bankers and stockbrokers.

Most salient point is trust and Jack is man that can't be trusted, and even the security services have maintained a watchful eye on this alleged spy. Deception of intention is never mentioned in the presence of a impuissant malfeasant, and the duopoly the parties continue to delude. The government failed to expropriate wealth from the elites due to their harum-scarum behaviour, and instead allowed banks to foreclose the needy poor. Credulous nature of Jack, to appease his elite masters and hidden hand controllers signifies the contempt he has towards the unlettered. What Jack fails to understand is that he'll always be considered a socialist pleb, in the eyes of his masters. His supercilious and effusive demeanor towards further demonstrates his credulous nature to his paymasters as a useful serf. Hundreds of pernicious legislation many of which are draconian were railroaded through parliament. Another instance of the peoples acquiescence once again like pawns in a game, and obstinate Jack with another ruse to use and abuse. The obloquy seen prior to the second gulf war and the illegal invasion of Iraq failed to sway Jack. Others stepped down and noted their grievances in parliament such as the admirable Robin Cook, unlike the frivolous and spineless Jack who supported the illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Straw is a man that changes his convictions like man that changes their underpants, in Jack's case thats every two weeks or so. His obfuscatory ramblings is a distraction for he has clearly aligned himself with another faction. The sycophantic display from Jack in order to increase his rank and ennoblement is testament to his values, in deep space nine he'd be considered a worthy changling. Whenever Jack speaks he's always reticent and the defensive barriers go up and he's there in his riot uniform (metaphorically speaking) awaiting the first accusation or question that may pierce his feeble answering attempts. He can't be frank for it may result in him losing a rank, and become another political prank. It's no wonder he's always sanguine its because he's not genuine. Men of Jack's disposition become more transparent with time for the words of the past are seen for what they truly are, platitudes intended to delude and be misconstrued (at a later date and in their favor, at the cost of your labour). Redress the balance throughout every facet of society, not tinkering at the fringes or cosmetic alterations that prove insufficient in the years ahead. The rich continue their course to imperium, meanwhile mandarins pursue subterfugium, and ignore obloquium while feeding you trivium.

Before these politicians wash the sleep from their eyes they should look into the mirror and say "am i doing the best i can, for the people i serve ?". As a sceptical satirical lyricist i very much doubt these manipulative grease pole climbing hypocritical goats really care, because it too much to bear. If there is anyone in the United Kingdom that has proved his unworthiness of office its Jack contumacy, its also ironic given his current role. At least with the CONservatives it's the devil you know as for the internship of the "New Labour" (CONservative Light) people were mislead, and now the mothers continually dread the returning bodies of the dead. Ignoring genuine public concerns regarding extortionate banks, deteriorating public services or invasive and overzealous stasi officers is not a vision of a harmonious and decent society. Disfavour of labour is understandable however as the pendulum swings it will bring another mischievous thing.

Images

• 70's Jack looking like a typical four eyed twat that epitomised that generation, the unintelligible and unelectable Jack which is inescapable.
  
• Uncouth Jack exiting number 10 downing street resembling an apprentice Russian property contractor finishing another building assessment and after having an aperitif of strong vodka.
• Dancing with the "stars" Duchess of Kent in 1968, was this fate ? Another reason why Jack wanted to distance himself from his communistic ideology ? Or just a pragmatist making the best of the opportunities and selling his soul or ass for cash and many a stash (corporate whores aren't necessarily female, males are worse) ?
• 36th anniversary of the coup d'etat in Chile that ushered in a 17-year dictatorship under former General Augusto Pinochet.
• Ariel Sharon wanted for war crimes and other heinous acts against humanity with impunity.
• Chief Justice what a farce, can you believe this socialist once claimed to hate the fascists has allowed the nefarious dictator Pinochet to depart without sending him to justice, and he claims to be the justice secretary!
• Augusto Pinochet with a look of ingratitude in his solitude and decrepitude for he served the hidden hand that destroyed that land.