Yes you heard it here first before the red tops and the broadsheets, Fabio Capello is really Jack Wright yes you heard me right. The unfortunate bald old man that starred in the Benny Hill series being constantly mocked, ridiculed and slapped on his bald head. We have the latest forensic state of the art facial/cranium recognition technologies. After what seemed several months of arduous effort and a team of thirty professionals, we've managed to successfully determine the true identity of Fabio Capello.
Behold below the results of our research it's amazing what we can do today, the New Scientist magazine are interviewing the team in the following days. You can expect a 60 minute documentary by National Geographic channel we'll keep you posted.
Jack has come back in the guise of the new England manager all we need now is Benny Hill to slap him about and get his arse in gear for the world cup.
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